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August 11, 2006

Analogizing an Ass Whoppin’

Filed under: Uncategorized — blogadmin @ 5:33 pm

It’s hard to get Peoria out of the rearview mirror: the memory of a lopsided loss, a long haul home, and the pinheaded Illinois border patrol overzealous in their pursuit and ticketing for illegal transportation of cheap whiskey. I waited a week to sit in front of the keys. Counselors will tell you not to go to bed or blog angry. But last Saturday, a first-half defensive war of attrition split wide open and Mid State Steel slaughtered the Lafayette Lions 27-0. A different wordsmith might liken it to a successful day for gladiators and a final one for lions, but a lot of our guys felt like this was a close game that just went south.

Shall I compare it to a summer’s day? It was actually a beautiful night for football—mid-60s in the air, smash hits from the ’80s, and Mid State had about 15 cheerleaders. Too bad we weren’t playing them. The nearly 200 yards in penalties exceeded our offensive output on both the ground and through the air, and the Steel passing game eventually loosened up the Lions solid defense. Mid State didn’t score until the final play of the half, before adding a two-point conversion to go up 8-0 at the break. That second half was another story.

Bad breaks, bad officials (multiple penalties turned one first down into an eventual third and 42), and poor execution all contributed to the second-half breakdown. But for Coach Brian Schremp, it was simply an embarrassment. After the game, talking to some players as we prepared for the ride home, Schremp searched carefully for words. “I don’t like to use war analogies,” he said, “because people die in war. But you do have the chance for bodily harm in football. You need to be able to trust the guy next to you. We just can’t have guys yelling at each other and at the officials.”

Those mental breakdowns, that wasted energy, certainly couldn’t have helped the cause. While our defense could rightly sue the offense for nonsupport, there was enough internal struggle to lead to a Civil War miniseries. Old Abe Lincoln was actually using an analogy from the Bible when he said, “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”

And now the Lions are back at home, looking to protect the house for two weeks. I don’t intend to throw stones. I did little more than sideline screaming Saturday. As a player, I’m better suited as an equipment manager and I only lead the team in blogs. But I know the Lafayette Lions are the only semi-pro game in town and there are a lot of people working behind the scenes to put together a team. That team hopes to come together on Saturday against the Seminoles from Kankakee. The action, which the coaching staff hopes will speak louder than words, begins at 7:30.

2 Comments »

  1. Bill, use the gloves. If you can’t catch with them, then give it up. They act like fly paper. However, if you want to keep your apartment from smelling, be sure you wash them or at least keep them outside. Patrick’s smell to high heaven!!
    How are the hammies?

    Comment by Glenn G — August 11, 2006 @ 7:21 pm

  2. Shouldnt you guys be used to the horrible officiating that comes from Peoria by now. Good luck the rest of the year and if you guys get a rematch, make sure they have to come to you.

    Comment by Officals — August 12, 2006 @ 4:07 am

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