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A Collapse Between Blowouts as Reds Drop Series to Nats

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A Collapse Between Blowouts as Reds Drop Series to Nats

by William Meiners

Let’s go backwards for this series. Once called the businessman’s special (keep your women and children at home), the Reds flexed offensively on Thursday afternoon like never before in the young season, pounding the Washington Nationals 15-1. The buzzkill, however, is that the shellacking accounted for the lone win against the Nats in a trio of midweek games.

The Reds were blown out Tuesday night by the non-corrupt residents of the nation’s capital. More than a few of whom are representative of the Hispanic origins that so offend the current administration. Pitcher Brady Singer took an early-inning low liner off the ankle bone. Jeff Brantley, the “Cowboy” and the best color commentator in baseball (for my money, which ain’t much), spoke in real time about Singer’s inability to push off the rubber, directly resulting in back-to-back dingers from James Wood and Luis García Jr.

Singer gave up three homers in all in a short outing. To make him feel less lonely, a threesome of Reds relievers — Moll, Mey, and Santillan, as if pitching batting practice — each allowed long balls. The 10-4 loss just the latest of laughers where the Reds seemed non-competitive from start to finish. The Pirates have scored runs like Steeler touchdowns in a 5-1 record against the boys from Queen City. The Angels, Rockies, and Astros all reached double digits in the homer-friendly Great American Ball Park that was less accommodating to the Reds on those occasions.

The hump day loss, however, sandwiched between slaughters, may have been the Reds worst to date. The home team led 5-0 after one full inning. In what could be the “challenge of the season,” Spencer Steer turned a called third strike into a ball before earning a two-out walk. Nathaniel Lowe made it back-to-back walks. Then Tyler Stephenson launched a grand slam.

They should have been laughing all the way to the win column. But Nick Lodolo promptly surrendered four runs in the top of the second. One inning later, the Nats notched it at 5. The Reds rebounded for one in the bottom of the third, but Washington tied them up again at 6 in the top of the fifth.

Uneasy Cincinnati fans, bemoaning a sudden silencing of bats, may have sensed the collapse in progress. Both Elly De La Cruz and Matt McClain led off late innings with doubles, yet neither made it home. A popout bunt off the bat of Dane Myers in the last of the ninth proved particularly disheartening.

As is his wont of late, Santillan gave up a two-run blast to Daylen Lile in the extra frame. Needing two to tie, the Cowboy called a two-run shot by Steer only to backtrack it, noting the “fan interference” of a gloved Reds spectator appearing to catch the ball right near the yellow line. Ask any Baltimore Orioles fan of a certain age if they still can’t see that Yankee Stadium kid who guided Derek Jeter’s flyout into an ALCS homer 30 years ago. Then show them the video of this goofball in Cincy. Steer was granted a double, and security escorted the Reds fan out. The damn Yankee fans heralded their interferer a hero, whom they effectively “chaired through the market-place.

Now mid-May, the Reds lurk last in the Central, just two games over .500. They’re 3-8 since sitting atop the division on May 1st. Here’s hoping they didn’t use up all their Thursday hits in Cincy before tripping up to Cleveland.

William Meiners is the editor of Sport Literate. Among his summer 2026 plans are the documentation of 33 Reds’ series. That should be about 600 to 700 words every few days. If you don’t expect too much breakdown or analysis, outside of his own troubled head, you may not be disappointed. From losing streaks through high-water marks, he’ll follow the club, sometimes literally, from the reluctant spring of early May through the dog days of August. Then he’s off to something else.

 

Houston, We Got Bigger Problems Than the Astrodome’s Faked Moon Landing

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Houston, We Got Bigger Problems Than the Astrodome’s Faked Moon Landing


by William Meiners

Historians and statisticians could speak to the Reds seven straight road losses to begin May. I’d have to look it up. I did not. Friday, May 8, 2026, was our 15th wedding anniversary. Joellen and I exchanged vows on Mother’s Day 2011, and my brother Mick “married us” (as sick as that sounds).

To celebrate our “crystal anniversary,” rather than wrestling for a table on graduation weekend in our college town, we headed south for 20 minutes to Gratiot County. We had a cheap bottle of wine and good Italian food in St. Louis, Michigan. The town may be best known for an environmental disaster in the 1970s, courtesy of the former Michigan Chemical Corporation, which killed lots of cows, poisoned the Pine River, and surely caused cancer among townsfolk. A large fence still surrounds the St. Louis Superfund site. But the bottle of red is priced right at “our Italian restaurant.”

I credit Joellen for keeping me alive and out of jail. She shrugged it off as we clinked glasses, probably saying, “Whatever, Bob.” But I may have checked out from the boredom and loneliness had we not unionized with a hers and ours family. And for that I count my lucky stars.

Our 20-minute wait was more like 35 as I checked the Astros-Reds score on my phone. Houston launched a pair of two-run homers in the second and the sixth. Does it matter which hitters? Reds pitching can make many lineups look like the 1927 Yankees. The home crowd showered boos in a 10-0 loss where Jose Trevino pitched again! As a catcher, he’s surely leading the league in pitching appearances, now accounting for four trips to the mound. With a 33-mph fast ball, safety protocols should allow him to keep his protective gear and mask on.

In team sports, even the desperation of personal existence, mounting consecutive losses can feel like exposure. How lucky were the Reds in April? Wasn’t that supposed to be the cruelest month? And the blame goes beyond players. Is Tito Francona, the future Hall-of-Fame manager, in trouble? And what about these small market owners?

Honestly, Marge Schott is the only Reds owner I could name right now. Known for a simpatico with Hitler (a man with “good ideas” who “went too far”), Large Marge may not have known the single-nutted dictator studied southern state Jim Crow laws before establishing his good ideas. For all her income and ignorance, she’d likely sit on Trump’s cabinet today if not for her current residence in Hell. Perhaps tasked with dismantling the Department of Education, she’d let her Saint Bernard Schottzie shit all over the U.S. Constitution. Not just the outfield of old Riverfront Stadium. But I digress.

Now in Great American Ball Park (so Trumpian) the Reds playing host to the Astros was the featured Game of the Week on Saturday. Houston is underwater record wise and I told Jo they should call it the “game of the weak.” I repeated, “Game of the weak!” Unfortunately, she’d turned her hearing aids down to the “do not disturb” setting. Given the harmonic nature of homonyms, a text from living room to kitchen might have better landed the joke.

Young Chase Burns, pitching better than any starter on the Reds roster, gave up a fifth-inning homer. His boys rallied for three runs in the bottom half of that frame. And that was all the scoring for the day. Good God almighty the Reds win their first game of the month on May 9th. I’m still married, definitely not dead, and a Saturday late afternoon game seeps into a pleasant evening for this house of three in Mount Pleasant.

On Sunday, per a household tradition, our matriarch and savior opened Mother’s Day gifts accompanied by Pink Floyd crooning, “Mother do you think they’ll try to break my balls? Ooh, ahh, mother should I build the wall?”

Early afternoon, Andrew Abbott, an All-Star last season the Reds opening day starter this year, had his breaking ball working. Still getting sorted out this spring, AA pitched six solid, scoreless innings. His teammates tallied three in the fourth and one each in the fifth and sixth innings. With a trio of bullpen pitchers holding down the ’Stros (not allowing a single hit), Cincinnati won 5-0, taking two of three from Houston. A return to normalcy? Maybe. Or just a Sunday prayer answered for what had been our wretched Reds.

William Meiners is the editor of Sport Literate. Among his summer 2026 plans are the documentation of 33 Reds’ series. That should be about 600 to 700 words every few days. If you don’t expect too much breakdown or analysis, outside of his own troubled head, you may not be disappointed. From losing streaks through high-water marks, he’ll follow the club, sometimes literally, from the reluctant spring of early May through the dog days of August. Then he’s off to something else.

Heartbreak in Wrigley: Three Walk-Offs and a Rout

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Heartbreak in Wrigley: Three Walk-Offs and a Rout

by William Meiners

Benico del Toro has a few good lines in “One Battle After Another.” In a scene where he’s helping Leonardo DiCaprio’s character on a jailbreak, del Toro tells him, “Don’t go dark on me, Bob.” Shortly thereafter, when cops catch up to him after Bob drops and rolls out of the passenger-side window, the getaway driver confesses that he’s had “a few small beers.”

Setting aside the few brews, I can speak to darkness. Boy, can I go dark. Like before they had lights at Wrigley (and I remember the evening that changed, 8/8/88, with someone commenting on the palindrome date as we clocked out from the Bull Gang at Purdue). My own sadness may just be a sidekick to ADD and all this shame before they created terms like neurodivergent writers, which sounds fancier than someone just being a “little off.”

You hope that something like baseball won’t send you into a tailspin, but you never know. With the weekend sweep in Pittsburgh still stinging, the Reds tapped Chase Petty (from AAA Louisville) for a spot start on Monday night. Aside from Seiya Suzuki’s homer following two walks, effectively chasing him from the game, Petty pitched well enough to win. A solo homer in the third, from JJ Bleday, and Ke’Bryan’s two-run basket shot in the fourth had staked the visitors to a three-run lead.

Both bullpens held for a few innings before the Reds scratched out a go-ahead run in the top of the eighth. In the bottom of the ninth, however, Pete Crow-Armstrong, who sounds like a hyphenated version of the All-American Boy, smacked a triple off closer Emilio Pagán that Dane Myers missed by inches in the ivy. A sacrifice fly tied it, and Michael Confronto hit an opposite field shot to win it.

Bleday homered again in the first inning on Tuesday. Nathaniel Lowe followed suit in the sixth, putting the Reds up 2-0. Cubs managed singletons in the seventh and eighth to notch it. Pagán might have thrown one pitch in the ninth before falling to the ground with a hamstring injury (oh, if my hamstring could sing…). In the extra frame, consecutive strikeouts kept the Reds ghost runner on second. Michael Bush hit a bouncing grounder that ate up Elly De La Cruz behind the second base bag for a second walk-off win for the Cubs.

I picked up my son James from school on Wednesday and we drove to Chicago. Manuevering city traffic, we listened in as both the Reds and Cubs scored early, with the home team taking a 2-1 lead. We met my old friend Rus Bradburd, writer, former basketball coach that’s about as “sport literate” as anyone, at Mrs. Murphy & Sons Bistro. Rus played his fiddle in a circle of Irish musicians, and I chatted with Frank, a guitarist and one of the Muck Brothers I saw play at Gunther Murphy’s in my own Chicago days 30 years ago.

James and I sat at the bar, he with his fish and chips and me with a Guinness French onion concoction. Between the music and a few small beers it stands out as a wonderful Wednesday evening, as much as any I’d had in the Windy City. I kept an eye on the Cubs, who seemed to be in control, scoring another pair of runs in the fourth. Matt McClain’s right-field shot cut the lead in half in the fifth.

We said our farewells to Rus before scooting up to our hotel in Evanston. I can’t remember if we were already in the car for Spencer Steer’s homer in the top of the ninth. Reds down just one. The rest we heard on the radio as our guys exploded for three more runs, including a two-run sacrifice fly off Elly’s bat (he narrowly missed a grand slam). Oh my, Reds win this and we could see the Thursday afternoon game to earn them a split.

But the Wrigley faithful weren’t turning in early. PCA launched a two-run homer off Graham Ashcraft to tie it in the ninth. A second straight ineffective top 10th (walk, groundout double play, another groundout) left the Reds scoreless, putting one Cub duck on the pond at second in the bottom half of the inning. Sacrifice bunt, intentional walk, strikeout, and another intentional walk load the bases. Brock Burke was surely less intentional about the walk-off walk he gifted to Michael Busch. A third straight final-at-bat heartbreak.

I just wanted to enjoy the game in an historic field on Thursday. We did that in spite of a seven-run fourth where extra outs, walks, and a few singles and doubles doomed the Reds. I tried to describe Harry Caray to my eighth grader, saying a “semi-famous” person sang “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during the seventh-inning stretch. That singer turned out to be Oscar Robertson, an Indiana guy like us, and as James knew, one of the greatest basketball players in NBA history.

The swept Reds, having now lost seven straight games in the first seven days of May, are finding new ways to lose. Still, I’ll relish (hotdog pun) a bit of time alongside my son in the sun down the right field line at Wrigley Field. For sure a pleasant memory in our personal history. Maybe the Reds can manage a victory back home after going winless on the road.

William Meiners is the editor of Sport Literate. Among his summer 2026 plans are the documentation of 33 Reds’ series. That should be about 600 to 700 words every few days. If you don’t expect too much breakdown or analysis, outside of his own troubled head, you may not be disappointed. From losing streaks through high-water marks, he’ll follow the club, sometimes literally, from the reluctant spring of early May through the dog days of August. Then he’s off to something else.

Reds Recap

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Reds Recap

by William Meiners

Baseball is a season of series. Teams play around 50 of them in what’s mostly three- and four-game matchups. Even the very best teams in the majors, winning some 60 percent of their games, likely lose more than 50 times between early spring and early fall. The worst of the lot may lose 100 games a season. Yet that’s still around 60 wins for basement dwellers.

I’m no mathematician, just an ever hopeful Cincinnati Reds fan. The realist in me, taking recent history into account, knows they will likely hover around .500 for the season. Week after week chasing that even mark, or trying to build some space between wins and losses. Ideally, you want to win as many series as possible. No one wins them all, but following a middle-of-the-pack team could feel like a daily coin flip hoping your team of young men will hit and catch balls better than another one. Not even sure why it means so much to me.

In spite of that futility, I’m throwing my two cents in by documenting the Reds in the summer of 2026. I would be listening to them anyway. Might as well spill about 600 words on the matchup outcomes every few days. I didn’t think of it until late April, so I’ll track the Redlegs from May through late August. Then, like a team running on fumes, I’ll probably get sick of my own schtick and return to school.

More essayist than analyst, I realize the self indulgent summer I’m commiting to. Maybe I should be committed. Maybe it’s navel gazing on steroids (my least favorite baseball era). I created my head-exploding image with A.I., and my friend Jason Wendel will be showcasing his A.I. handiwork with each series. I’m troubled by all of that, believe me.  But as a writer, I’m locked in, ready to bleed red. Don’t expect to get blown away and I’ll try not to blow my stack on losing streaks. But oh, what a wicked May it’s been to date. Let’s play ball. Click on the links above the images for my Reds Recaps.

A Collapse Between Blowouts as Reds Drop Series to Nats

Houston, We Got Bigger Problems Than the Astrodome’s Faked Moon Landing

Heartbreak in Wrigley: Three Walk Offs and a Rout

“Mayday, Mayday!”: Reds Swept by Pirates

“Mayday, Mayday!”: Reds Swept by Pirates

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“Mayday, Mayday!”: Reds Swept by Pirates

by William Meiners

It’s maybe my favorite flip of the calendar. With the final half-hearted, one-third auto-generated papers to grade, the spring semester comes to a bittersweet end. Mostly bitter. And in spite of the warnings from Michigan weathermen to encourage DIY gardeners to treat their tulips like a hooded and bound Patty Hearst, early May is sweet relief for me.

Perhaps my Reds never saw it coming. With one of their better Aprils in history, the Cincinnati kids sat atop the NL Central with 20 wins, 11 losses. They won a dozen games by one or two runs — their losses mostly lopsided affairs. An improvement over the 2025 season where they lost lots of close games. In 2025, their bats went silent on April Fool’s Day in the first of three consecutive 1-0 shutouts.

Those old baseball bugaboos — frequent swings and misses, a few guys not hitting even their Little League weight — haven’t hurt the Reds too much. Heck, they were nearly 10 games north of .500 with good pitching overall, especially from the bullpen. And they showed spunk, winning games late. Bring on May and those bloodthirsty Pirates. And lo and behold the Friday night opener is on Apple TV on the first of May.

There’s not much made of May Day protests in our little town. I put off some scheduled banking and refrained from forking out anything to billionaires. The cold, winterish May pounced in like a lion throwing up bloody furballs on the carpet. And we’ve got a dog capable of that. To bear the spring cold, I built an indoor fire. Joellen, my wife, suggested an outdoor blaze and a dip in the hot tub under the evening’s full moon. She may have been dipping into her own witch’s handbook, and I half suspected naked wind sprints through the yard. All fine save for my shin splints and a disdain for running.

The Pirates made it a laugher early, touching up Reds starter Brady Singer. I opted in on the hot tub, just as the clouds hid the moon. The Bucks led 9-1 before I dried off. Saturday was even more laughable. Staked to a two-run lead before taking the mound, longhaired righthander Rhett Lowder gave up five runs in the first inning.

Lowder and reliever Connor Phillips reverted to the stuff of Little League nightmares in the second, walking seven straight batters. The Pirates scored five more runs without hitting a ball out of the infield. Oneil Cruz — good stick, makes spikes look like ice skates in centerfield sometimes — made the first and third outs of that inning (a big fear of mine in the 1970s). They added five more in the fifth to secure the humiliation. For the third time in a week, backup catcher Jose Trevino, whose “fastball” would scarcely raise a crossing guard’s eyebrow, pitched in a mop-up role. Third time! One week!

A 17-7 loss tallies the same as the one-run shortcomings from last year. On Sunday, with his club looking to salvage one win in the first Steel City trip, rookie Chase Burns did his part by pitching seven shutout innings. A couple of walks, however, from Tony Santillan, an eighth-inning strongman, set up their Cruz (not our Elly) for a two-out, game-winning single. The Reds first close loss.

Cincinnati dropped to third in the fast-starting Central, where even the basement Pirates climbed three games over even. With no rest for the shellshocked, the Reds head to Chicago to face the streaking Cubs on Monday night. I’d light a candle if I thought Jesus loved me. Maybe Joellen can explain her “Star Wars” religion to me. Anything to make the “fourth be with” the Reds in a four-game series at Wrigley.

William Meiners is the editor of Sport Literate. Among his summer 2026 plans are the documentation of 33 Reds’ series. That should be about 600 to 700 words every few days. If you don’t expect too much breakdown or analysis, outside of his own troubled head, you may not be disappointed. From losing streaks through high-water marks, he’ll follow the club, sometimes literally, from the reluctant spring of early May through the dog days of August. Then he’s off to something else.