Snakes Take Series in Cincy, Damn It!
by William Meiners
The Arizona Diamondbacks, slithering into Cincinnati over a mid-June weekend, got healthier taking two of three from the Reds. Runners left on base, misplays, and a shaky bullpen all factored into Friday and Sunday losses.
Of all religious rituals, snake handling has an origin story that surely needs telling. Imagine a Pentecostal preacher, perhaps in a post-game analysis of a lackluster sermon. “The congregation seems less inspired, Silas,” a young man tells an elder. “Jebediah Smith did say he’s got a whole mess of snakes he can bring to church.”
The snakebit Reds, losing at least five close games since June began, faced an Arizona team equally scuffling on the offensive front. Most offensive for the Reds is their inability to move runners off the bases. Case in point: Friday’s first inning, where lefty Eduardo Rodriguez threw a slew of pitches, walking three Reds with less than two out. Unproductive flyouts from Sal Stewart, Eugenio Suárez, and Blake Dunn left them all stranded.
Another Cincy starter, Nick Lodolo, pitched well enough to win. His teammates, however, accounted for just four hits, including a second-inning solo homer by Noelvi Marte. With deuces wild in the ninth — two on, two out, and the game tied at two — Dunn dropped a line drive that broke up the tie. Jordan Lawlar’s flair to right added two more in the 5-2 loss.
Camping alongside Lake Huron with my family, I bicycled around with the Reds broadcasters in my ears on Saturday. Rhett Lowder served up a long ball to Corbin Carroll, the game’s first batter. But he settled down from there.
The Reds managed to even it in the third, but otherwise made Michael Soroka look like Max Scherzer; as the D’back starter gave up only two hits in seven innings. The homeboys would only get one more — Marte’s second homer of the series — an eighth-inning shot that proved to be the game winner. Tony Santillan, who had been struggling mightily, earned the save.
Our Sunday drive home allowed for the Reds on the radio in a back-and-forth game marked by homers. J.J. Bleday launched one in the first. Suárez just missed on a two-out, RBI in the third (breaking the 1-1 tie), and Marte hit his third solo homer of the series in the sixth. But the bullpen could not hold again, allowing single runs in the eighth and ninth. Reds lose 5-3.
In 11 Sunday games, the Reds are just one game under .500 (5-6), so you cannot blame God. With half their games in homer-friendly GABP, you hope they outslug the visitors. But I’m not sure of the stats on that. Consistent hitting, or lack of it, concerns me more. Not a single player is even sniffing near the .300 mark.
Even fans of a godforsaken team need to keep the faith. Keep some post-season hope alive. They still have the best record of all the last place teams in the big leagues. Though the slide away from .500 can make anyone feel like a hopeless sinner.
William Meiners is the editor of Sport Literate. Among his summer 2026 plans are the documentation of 33 Reds’ series. That should be about 500 words every few days. If you don’t expect too much breakdown or analysis, outside of his own troubled head, you may not be disappointed. From losing streaks through high-water marks, he’ll follow the club, sometimes literally, from the reluctant spring of early May through the dog days of August. Then he’s off to something else.
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